"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]
"Ted and Robin were meant to be tog-"
"The Blue French Horn was such a swe-"
"Robin has always loved Ted, even when she rej-"
"The finale provided closure and—"
the struggle between “i’m too lazy to shave my legs plus it’s a nice fuck you to gender expectations” and “i want legs as smooth as baby dolphins” is so real
imagine all your online friends living near you
"KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER WHY DIDN’T YOU REBLOG MY POST"
And I’m already like:
when you love a song but you listened to it a lot during a really bad time in your life so it reminds you of bad times
taking a selfie thinking it looks good and then seeing it flipped
Genetically Modified Berry compared to Organic Berry:
Note that the modified specimen is bloated to about 3 times the mass of the common berry. Advanced rot has set in prior to maturity and tests revealed 78% more lactic acid in the modified organism.
Upon contact with the modified berry, the picker’s hands exhibited a rash which is clearly visible on the fingers and should not be mistaken for juice stains acquired during picking. While the common berry, of course, has no ill effects on the skin, the modified organism had an effect similar to poison oak and swelling set in shortly after the photo was taken. The discoloration and pain lasted approximately 12 hours with treatment including Neosporin and Syrup of Ipecac.
At 16 hours the specimen went missing and could not be monitored for decay rates. While the common berry remained, the modified berry was spotted the next Tuesday at the corner of Wallace and 12th St. Having grown another meter and a half, the genetically modified berry murdered two prostitutes and became the target of a cross country manhunt. It was last seen on February 20th in Boulder, CO where it has joined with several bananas from the Monsanto corporation and stolen at least two shotguns from the Boulder Police Department.
A manifesto was released online suggesting that the berries intend to strike at our nurseries, killing our young and replacing them with further modified organisms which we will raise as our own. They also intend to “free their enslaved brothers” by treating common fruits and possibly vegetables with mutagens.
The head of the FDA could not be reached for comment as he has gone missing. Only a glass of unidentified red fluid was found in his office, labeled “Extra Pulp”.
The number of people that aren’t reading the whole thing and are hailing it as fact make me laugh harder than the actual story.
unfortunately, as you may already know, aaron tveit
“oh no” my followers whisper in horror as i show signs of entering yet another fandom
i am so tired of seeing all of these relatable text posts pasted onto tv show screencaps i need summer to end so some of you dont have the free time to be doing stuff like this anymore
pSST Bradley for your ice bucket challenge can you rise out of a really cold lake instead this is important
but aren’t these the same garden??….?
once again it is time to play “is the bbc just cheap or does this mean something”