what the fuck what the fuck my dash isn’t doing infinite scroll, it just stops at a Geico banner ad at the bottom
Tik Tok by Ke$ha, as read by Batman
everyone else: 0
Spewed Dr. Pepper onto my screen and laughed so hard I snorted. Oh my God.
I have no regrets
OH MY GOD
All the Bonds.
This is fantastic.
Realizing the Bonds are like Americans version of Doctor Who…just more killing and a lot more sex
James bond is fucking British dude.
did someone really just think that james bond is american
did someone really think James Bond kills more people than the doctor
FIERCE FABULOUS CUPCAKE MAKING LADIES
WHO WILL FUCK YOU UP
If you are a misogynistic dick in their restaurant
Teddy Roosevelt’s diary entry from the day his wife died. He never spoke of her death again.
i reblog this every time its on my dash
this is so sad
Such holiday, from Corgnelius the doge.
whenever i feel unattractive i just look at this picture of robert pattinson
johanna mason literally said “fuck you” to president snow but he’s like “oh shit katniss done made herself a bird”
Disney home of sluts in the making
When wanting safe sex gets you branded a ‘slut’ you know we live in a culture full of people who hate women..
also how is she a slut by playing a role on tv are you fucking serious
So am I the only one that feels like they could have pulled this list of condom materials from fanfic?
i’ve been laughing at this for the past few hours
i have seen the light
I CANT BREATHE
the number of online masturbations on chat roulette interrupted must be staggering
What’s it like to be in a rich marching band
Ten and Eleven - Burton Style by ~MichaelthePure
John Hurt’s Doctor wearing 9’s jacket with 8’s clothes underneath