thomasjamesmatthew:

matthew james thomas the idiot that is pippin


thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have


ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…


221b-bagend-street-badwolf:

only-slightly-insane:

yourfavoriteantihero:

we-who-swear-in-the-angels-name:

amosanguis:

andrysb24:

spooky-tomanii:

I’M 600% DONE.

OMFG I nearly spit Coke on my students taking a practice test

Forever reblog.

I’m sorry I have to reblog this simply because there are teachers who are on tumblr, the fandom part of tumblr, during class. You’re f***ing awesome.

MY REAL OTP

I nearly spit Coke on my students
you are my hero, random fandom teacher

RANDOM FANDOM TEACHER

221b-bagend-street-badwolf:

only-slightly-insane:

yourfavoriteantihero:

we-who-swear-in-the-angels-name:

amosanguis:

andrysb24:

spooky-tomanii:

I’M 600% DONE.

OMFG I nearly spit Coke on my students taking a practice test

Forever reblog.

I’m sorry I have to reblog this simply because there are teachers who are on tumblr, the fandom part of tumblr, during class. You’re f***ing awesome.

MY REAL OTP

I nearly spit Coke on my students

you are my hero, random fandom teacher

RANDOM FANDOM TEACHER


thugkitchen:

Looking for that perfect grocery bag? Not anymore.
Check out Thug Kitchen’s new merch store. You’re fucking welcome.

thugkitchen:

Looking for that perfect grocery bag? Not anymore.

Check out Thug Kitchen’s new merch store. You’re fucking welcome.


tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT


emilianadarling:

not-safe-for-earth:

vegandragon:

We used to be best buddies,
But now we’re not.
I wish you would tell me why…

OH MY HEART

#STEVE I WAS LITERALLY FROZEN FOR YEARS WHY WOULD I WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN #I AM THE SNOWMAN (via jaegermasters)

emilianadarling:

not-safe-for-earth:

vegandragon:

We used to be best buddies,

But now we’re not.

I wish you would tell me why…

OH MY HEART

#STEVE I WAS LITERALLY FROZEN FOR YEARS WHY WOULD I WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN #I AM THE SNOWMAN (via jaegermasters)


ptrparker:

whatdoctor:

ptrparker:

phil-of-the-phuture:

ptrparker:

why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent

no because it’s dead

TOO SOON

THAT HAPPENED 65 MILLION YEARS AGO


iamcode:

mycaterpie:

twelfthcloctcr:

dustychica:

annyoung89:

Raise your hand if you have watched so much British television that is has actually changed your speech patterns.

I’ve not the slightest idea how you’ve come round to that idea.

Exactly. I haven’t the foggiest idea of how you’ve come to that conclusion.

What in the bloody hell are you blabbering on bout you twat?

Behold, people that have never been within 50 feet of anyone even remotely British.


okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*


ynspirations:

Follow @yogainspiration on Instagram Yoga Inspiration on FB and IG

ynspirations:

Follow @yogainspiration on Instagram

Yoga Inspiration on FB and IG


Teenagers who follow me…

First of all, “it gets better.” In many ways.  In most of the ways that currently make you miserable.  That’s largely true.

But right now—please, if it’s even humanly possible, appreciate the intensity with which you feel, the vivid reds you bleed, indigo tears you cry, opalescent first loves and sunshower moments of ecstatic joy.

Maybe it’s just me.  It gets better, but the colors fade.  

posted 1 day ago

anangelwholosthergrace:

Band people on a windy day be like


"I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with student loans I can never pay back. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree and won’t be able to find a job in that field. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree, get the job I dreamed of, and hate it."

A Mental Illness Happy Hour listener whose list of fears matches mine four for four. Glad I’m not the only one.
(via insensiblenothingness)

Holy shit.

(via kristagetsfit)